LXML庫(kù)簡(jiǎn)單使用

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import requests
from lxml import etree
headers = {'User-Agent': 'Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 6.1; Win64; x64) AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko) Chrome/69.0.3497.92 Safari/537.36',
          'Cookie': 'gr_user_id = c6f58a39 - ea25 - 4f58 - b448 - 545070192c4e;59a81cc7d8c04307ba183d331c373ef6_gr_session_id = e8e4b66f - 440a - 4ae7 - a76a - fe2dd2b34a26;59a81cc7d8c04307ba183d331c373ef6_gr_last_sent_sid_with_cs1 = e8e4b66f - 440a - 4ae7 - a76a - fe2dd2b34a26;59a81cc7d8c04307ba183d331c373ef6_gr_last_sent_cs1 = N % 2FA;59a81cc7d8c04307ba183d331c373ef6_gr_session_id_e8e4b66f - 440a - 4ae7 - a76a - fe2dd2b34a26 = true;grwng_uid = 9ec14ad9 - 5ac0 - 4bb1 - 81c1 - bc60d2685710;abtest_ABTest4SearchDate = b;xzuuid = 79426b52;_uab_collina = 154660443606130958890473;TY_SESSION_ID = 907f32df - c060 - 49ca - b945 - 98215cc03475;rule_math = pvzq3r06hi'}
res = requests.get('https://www.qiushibaike.com/text/',headers = headers)
html = etree.HTML(res.text)
result  = etree.tostring(html)
name1 = html.xpath('//*[@id="qiushi_tag_121525610"]/div[1]/a[2]/h3/text()')
name2 = html.xpath('//*[@id="qiushi_tag_121525610"]/div[1]/a[2]/h3/text()')[0]
print(result)
print('\n')
print(name1)
print('\n')
print(name2)

輸出結(jié)果：
D:\Python\venv\Scripts\python.exe D:/Python/venv/test8.py
b'<html lang="zh-CN">\n<head>\n<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"/>\n<meta http-equiv="X-UA-Compatible" content="chrome=1,IE=edge"/>\n<meta name="renderer" content="webkit"/>\n<meta name="applicable-device" content="pc"/>\n<meta name="domainverify" content="pmrgi33nmfuw4ir2ejyws5ltnbuweyljnnss4y3pnurcyithovuwiir2ejqwmyrtguzdgobsmezdgnbyheywcmzthbrdmmtemu4tamrqg5rtmirmej2gs3lfknqxmzjchiytkmrzgq4demjugaydcnd5"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<title>幽默笑话大全爆笑笑话_笑破你的肚子的搞笑段子 - 糗事百科</title>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<meta name="keywords" content="幽默笑话,爆笑笑话,搞笑段子,笑话大全爆笑"/>\n<meta name="description" content="糗事百科官网提供幽默笑话大全,糗百网分享的各种爆笑笑话、搞笑段子,小心笑破你的肚子,精彩搞笑笑话就在糗事百科！"/>\n<meta http-equiv="mobile-agent" content="format=xhtml;url=//www.qiushibaike.com/text/"/>\n<meta http-equiv="mobile-agent" content="format=html5;url=//www.qiushibaike.com/text/"/>\n\n\n\n\n<meta name="robots" content="noarchive"/>\n<link href="//static.qiushibaike.com/css/dist/web/app.min.css?v=1a44fd15c6e802cc1ab5953bd398eea8" media="screen, projection" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"/>\n<script type="text/javascript">\n// Baidu Automatic push content\nvar _hmt = _hmt || [];\n(function() {\nvar hm = document.createElement("script");\nhm.src = "https://#/hm.js?2670efbdd59c7e3ed3749b458cafaa37";\nvar s = document.getElementsByTagName("script")[0];\ns.parentNode.insertBefore(hm, s);\n})();\n// 收集运营上缓存证据\nwindow.config = {\n\'user_time\': \'2019-02-18 15:54:37\',\n\'version\': \'2017-09-04 14:36\'\n}\n</script>\n</head>\n<body>\n\n\n\n<div id="header" class="head">\n<div class="content-block">\n<div class="logo" id="hd_logo">\n<a href="/"><h2>糗事百科</h2></a>\n</div>\n<div id="menu" class="menu-bar menu clearfix" style="margin:0 10px">\n<a href="/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">热门</a>\n<a href="/hot/" target="_blank">24小时</a>\n<a href="/imgrank/" target="_blank">热图</a>\n<a id="highlight" href="/text/" target="_blank">文字</a>\n<a href="/history/" target="_blank">穿越</a>\n<a href="/pic/" target="_blank">糗图</a>\n<a href="/textnew/" target="_blank">新鲜</a>\n\n\n</div>\n<div class="userbar clearfix hidden">\n<div class="login hidden">\n<a href="/my" class="username" id="uname" rel="nofollow"/>\n</div>\n<div class="logout">\n<a href="javascript:void(0);" class="fn-signin-required logintop" id="logintop" rel="nofollow" style="font-size:16.5px;">登录</a>\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n\n\n\n<div id="content" class="main">\n<div class="content-block clearfix">\n\n\n\n<div id="content-left" class="col1">\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_long" id="qiushi_tag_121525610">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/40403533/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/4040/40403533/thumb/20190127184632.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="我咧果乖乖"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/40403533/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n我咧果乖乖\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">18</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121525610" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n在街上看到一对情侣，男的对女的说:我现在没有房，没有车，没有才华，没有天赋，你还会爱我吗？女的哭着说:傻子，我爱的是你的心，虽然你一无所有，但你有爱我的心。最后这对情侣抱着哭在一起。…………<br/>看到这里，我也对我的女朋友说:你会喜欢我现在一无所有吗？女朋友听了后，沉默了。看着女朋友，我慢慢地露出笑容，结果女朋友对我扇了一大嘴巴子，说:你还有B脸笑。<br/>…………\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">407</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121525610" data-share="/article/121525610" id="c-121525610" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">5</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121525610" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121525610" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121525610,1)" class="voting" data-article="121525610" id="up-121525610" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">408</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121525610" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121525610,-1)" class="voting" data-article="121525610" id="dn-121525610" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">-1</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121525610" id="c-121525610" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121517888">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/40485675/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/4048/40485675/thumb/20190215174735.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="云袖飞花醉月明"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/40485675/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n云袖飞花醉月明\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender womenIcon">26</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121517888" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n当年我上学，一次考试，我得了八十分，而同桌闺蜜只得了二十分。<br/>　　我就嘲笑闺蜜，闺蜜说，这是一种均衡，说明上帝是公平的，我颜值八十分，考二十分正常，刚好凑个一百分，至于你，考八十分也是为了弥补你的颜值。<br/>　　我想了一个月才明白，哦，这家伙说我丑……\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">2175</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121517888" data-share="/article/121517888" id="c-121517888" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">45</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121517888" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121517888" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121517888,1)" class="voting" data-article="121517888" id="up-121517888" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">2188</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121517888" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121517888,-1)" class="voting" data-article="121517888" id="dn-121517888" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">-13</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121517888" id="c-121517888" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n\n<a href="/article/121517888" class="indexGodCmt" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">amiao：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n就你这智商，我很怀疑你的八十分是怎么来的\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n32\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121536768">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/35225229/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/3522/35225229/thumb/20181128084118.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="晴～风"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/35225229/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n晴～风\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender womenIcon">29</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121536768" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n今天老爸和老妈吵架了，我去房间里安慰老妈，然后，就想开个玩笑，逗老妈说：“天天吵吵，为啥不离婚？”<br/><br/> 结果，老妈来了句，“我跟你爸商量过，在怎么也不能离婚，因为，我和你爸谁都不想要你的抚养权”。……\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">1849</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121536768" data-share="/article/121536768" id="c-121536768" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">31</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121536768" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121536768" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121536768,1)" class="voting" data-article="121536768" id="up-121536768" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">1854</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121536768" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121536768,-1)" class="voting" data-article="121536768" id="dn-121536768" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">-5</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121536768" id="c-121536768" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n\n<a href="/article/121536768" class="indexGodCmt" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">云袖飞花醉月明：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n确认过眼神，你就是沙雕\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n12\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121536555">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/14849114/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/1484/14849114/thumb/20180717101252.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="星劫"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/14849114/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n星劫\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">28</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121536555" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n小李心血来潮，把一段岛国片的啪啪高潮部分输入老婆的手机，可以语音拨号自己的手机。<br/>　　结果，他老婆偷情的时候，语音拨号被启动了，呼叫到他手机上，当时他的脸就绿的……\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">2021</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121536555" data-share="/article/121536555" id="c-121536555" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">33</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121536555" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121536555" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121536555,1)" class="voting" data-article="121536555" id="up-121536555" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">2031</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121536555" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121536555,-1)" class="voting" data-article="121536555" id="dn-121536555" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">-10</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121536555" id="c-121536555" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n\n<a href="/article/121536555" class="indexGodCmt" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">-老司机：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n这种事多半说的就是楼主自己，小李表示不背这个锅\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n60\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_old" id="qiushi_tag_113877300">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/30629638/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img 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onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n女儿的同学们最近流行养兔子，她也吵着要养，老婆嫌脏不同意。我给孩子支招，让她偷偷的给姥爷打电话，让姥爷给她买两个兔子，姥爷买来的东西，怎么也不能扔了。<br/>我不知道女儿怎么跟岳父说的，今天岳父来了，带了两只兔子，一只麻辣，一只五香。\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">8590</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121454040" data-share="/article/121454040" id="c-121454040" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">88</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121454040" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121454040" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121454040,1)" class="voting" data-article="121454040" id="up-121454040" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number 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onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">在下桂忝殷：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n以前在农村住的时候，想吃兔子只需要把家里的大黄二黄小黄全部赶上山就行了\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n86\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121536766">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/12593187/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/1259/12593187/thumb/20181119175602.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="双手发抖"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/12593187/" target="_blank" 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src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n47\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_old" id="qiushi_tag_113879095">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/9281511/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/928/9281511/thumb/20170115210943.JPEG?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="二一……"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/9281511/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n二一……\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">26</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/113879095" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n以前都是看糗百笑笑而已,现在却要做糗百的项目，真的笑不出来了。\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">168</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/113879095" data-share="/article/113879095" id="c-113879095" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">6</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_113879095" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-113879095" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(113879095,1)" class="voting" data-article="113879095" id="up-113879095" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">180</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-113879095" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(113879095,-1)" class="voting" data-article="113879095" id="dn-113879095" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span 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src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/3201/32019126/thumb/20160718135727.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="蜜mora"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/32019126/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n蜜mora\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender womenIcon">31</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121534702" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n在老家几天老公嫌挤的慌，带着小崽打地铺睡床边，我带大崽睡床。半夜感觉不对劲，有人在我身上拱来拱去。麻蛋，猴急猴急也不看看几度的天，谁要跟你被窝里面翻红浪，冻死一对家鸳鸯。果断一脚撩过去，噗噗闷响，床底下传来了我家11个月娃的哭声。崽啊，妈真不知道你有半夜爬床的习惯[捂脸][捂脸]\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">2099</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121534702" data-share="/article/121534702" id="c-121534702" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">40</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121534702" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121534702" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121534702,1)" class="voting" data-article="121534702" id="up-121534702" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">2105</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121534702" class="down">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121534702,-1)" class="voting" data-article="121534702" id="dn-121534702" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-cry\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">-6</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121534702" id="c-121534702" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n\n<a href="/article/121534702" class="indexGodCmt" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">糗友708364：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n是你老公有半夜爬床的习惯吧！\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n15\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121535706">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/30201529/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/3020/30201529/thumb/2018062819414093.JPEG?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="道士下山会女神"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/30201529/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n道士下山会女神\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">100</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121535706" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n老小区没车库，车都停路两边，一向自诩倒车技术一流的老婆非得要倒车出小区，车走走停停终于倒不走了，二货不找自身原因，而是熄火下车转了一圈，然后一把拉开副驾车门，上下打量我一番，惊爪爪的喊道：都怪你屁股坐歪了，我说咋倒不走了呢？\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">1973</i> 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class="comments">\n<a href="/article/121535706" id="c-121535706" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment01\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n</a>\n</li>\n</ul>\n</div>\n<div class="single-share">\n<a class="share-wechat" data-type="wechat" title="分享到微信" rel="nofollow">微信</a>\n<a class="share-qq" data-type="qq" title="分享到QQ" rel="nofollow">QQ</a>\n<a class="share-qzone" data-type="qzone" title="分享到QQ空间" rel="nofollow">QQ空间</a>\n<a class="share-weibo" data-type="weibo" title="分享到微博" rel="nofollow">微博</a>\n</div>\n<div class="single-clear"/>\n\n\n<a href="/article/121535706" class="indexGodCmt" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web_list_comment-popular\',\'chick\'])" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">正版煮茶：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n让老婆开车，更费神[大笑]\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n19\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121534174">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/33653568/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/3365/33653568/thumb/2017041408455094.JPEG?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="旖旎萌萌"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/33653568/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n旖旎萌萌\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender womenIcon">24</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121534174" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n一大早刚到公司，就看到女主管发飙，不停骂人，摔东西，后来听同事讲，女主管经人介绍相亲，媒人对她说男方家挺有实力，是做铁矿生意的，后来处了一段时间才知道，对方家是收废铁的！这⊙∀⊙！，，，\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">5401</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121534174" data-share="/article/121534174" id="c-121534174" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">118</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121534174" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121534174" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121534174,1)" class="voting" data-article="121534174" id="up-121534174" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">5422</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121534174" class="down">\n<a 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target="_blank">\n<div class="cmtMain">\n<span class="cmt-god"/>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<span class="cmt-name">火因毒乀：</span>\n<div class="main-text">\n收废铁的也可以比你年薪高三倍，你信不信？\n<div class="likenum">\n<img src="//static.qiushibaike.com/images/newarticle/like@1.5.png?v=b7f830b3bb97b559891af61444d3b4ad"/>\n\n\n112\n\n</div>\n</div>\n</div>\n</a>\n\n</div>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n<div class="article block untagged mb15 typs_hot" id="qiushi_tag_121535981">\n\n\n<div class="author clearfix">\n<a href="/users/6044140/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow" style="height: 35px" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-img\',\'chick\'])">\n\n<img src="//pic.qiushibaike.com/system/avtnew/604/6044140/thumb/20160312153401.jpg?imageView2/1/w/90/h/90" alt="有意大利炮二营长"/>\n</a>\n<a href="/users/6044140/" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n有意大利炮二营长\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">33</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/121535981" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n《流浪地球》观后感，好莱坞的科幻灾难片都是造一太空船，诺亚方舟直接把人类带走，我国却是连地球一起带走，从这就可以看得出我国民对不动产的钟爱[捂脸][捂脸][捂脸]，不动产怎么说扔就扔呢？\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">2318</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121535981" data-share="/article/121535981" id="c-121535981" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">41</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121535981" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121535981" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121535981,1)" class="voting" data-article="121535981" id="up-121535981" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number 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onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-author-text\',\'chick\'])">\n<h3>\n被丑哭的帅比\n</h3>\n</a>\n<div class="articleGender manIcon">0</div>\n</div>\n\n<a href="/article/113878077" target="_blank" class="contentHerf" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-content\',\'chick\'])">\n<div class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n刚才碰到小学时候关系挺好得同学好长时间不见了割割哒到了中午饭点说要领我搓一顿这回他请客天真的我就跟着去了。。。麻痹！真的是“搓”一顿！这狗人既然领我去大众洗浴搓澡！不说了他的雏菊我要了！\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">356</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/113878077" data-share="/article/113878077" id="c-113878077" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">1</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_113878077" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-113878077" class="up">\n<a 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class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n我一朋友当伴郎被狠揍了一顿，事情是这样的：接新娘子的时候女方守的严实，他作为伴郎特卖力，不停拍门大喊：“开门啊，开门啊”，后来不知怎么脑子一抽，就顺嘴喊成：“开门啊，开门啊，别躲在里面不出声！你有本事去偷人，你有本事开门啊，开门啊开门啊，别躲在里面不出声，我知道你在家……”\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">2083</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121535007" data-share="/article/121535007" id="c-121535007" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">25</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121535007" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121535007" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121535007,1)" class="voting" data-article="121535007" id="up-121535007" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number hidden">2091</span>\n</a>\n</li>\n<li id="vote-dn-121535007" 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class="content">\n<span>\n\n\n哥们要去外地工作，我给他饯行，我有点不明白他在本地干的好好的为什么偏要去外地。<br/>他说:情人节那天媳妇跟我生气了，说跟我离婚，我就把工作辞了，找了个外地的活。<br/>我:媳妇闹情绪哄哄就好了，这你还当真了？<br/>哥们叹了口气:谁说不是呢，我当时也是太冲动了，，不过还好，我说要去外地工作媳妇就跟我和好了，这就是距离产生美吧！\n\n</span>\n\n</div>\n</a>\n\n\n\n<div class="stats">\n\n\n\n<span class="stats-vote"><i class="number">1787</i> 好笑</span>\n<span class="stats-comments">\n<span class="dash"> · </span>\n<a href="/article/121534758" data-share="/article/121534758" id="c-121534758" class="qiushi_comments" target="_blank" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-comment\',\'chick\'])">\n<i class="number">41</i> 评论\n</a>\n</span>\n</div>\n<div id="qiushi_counts_121534758" class="stats-buttons bar clearfix">\n<ul class="clearfix">\n<li id="vote-up-121534758" class="up">\n<a href="javascript:voting(121534758,1)" class="voting" data-article="121534758" id="up-121534758" rel="nofollow" onclick="_hmt.push([\'_trackEvent\',\'web-list-funny\',\'chick\'])">\n<i/>\n<span class="number 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